My name is Rosa. I'm British. Yes, I have bad teeth. I study films and media at University. I work at an indie cinema (free cinema tickets!). My fave actor of all time is Robert Downey Jr, and Emma Stone is my future wife. It's mandatory for me to listen to James McAvoy's voice once a day. No real reason, don't ask.
Current obsessions:Chris Pratt/Guardians of the Galaxy, Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Sex & The City.

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HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF ANACONDA

Finally finished Sex and the City (the show), watched the trailer for the first movie and SPOILER ALERT! I basically know the whole movie now. Plus I hate Steve. After all that time he has to (SPOILER) cheat on Miranda omfg

I keep forgetting that I’m seeing Lee Evans live tomorrow, my first comedy gig it should be fun!

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relationship goal: a relationship

Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex[…]Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. “Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.”

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men — friends, coworkers, strangers — giddy over these awful pretender women, andI’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watching too many movies written by socially awkward men who like to believe this woman exists and might kiss them.

- Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn (via missespeon)

firsting:

I SWEAR TO GOD IT’S 20 MINUTES AND YOU WILL BE LAUGHING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF FOR 20 MINUTES